Sep 17, 2013
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Sep 16, 2013
131,082 notes
kninja27:

i wAS WATCHING MYTHBUSTERS AND WHAT THWE HELL JUSYT HAPPENED


Taking candy from a baby

kninja27:

i wAS WATCHING MYTHBUSTERS AND WHAT THWE HELL JUSYT HAPPENED

Taking candy from a baby

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Sep 15, 2013
253,591 notes
horussdildo:

twerkerr:

coolshoelaces:

s is for slug

ew. that thing is gross.

horussdildo:

twerkerr:

coolshoelaces:

s is for slug


ew. that thing is gross.

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Sep 12, 2013
549,548 notes

homochromition:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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GOD BLESS AMERICA

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Sep 10, 2013
22,466 notes

nicoldemort:

no, but i’m obsessed with two kinds of nuggets:

  • chicken
  • gold

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Sep 10, 2013
595,375 notes

primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

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Sep 10, 2013
607 notes

(Source: cokeflow, via jewmingle)

Sep 9, 2013
6 notes

Kids are basically sex trophies

Sep 9, 2013
10 notes

Girls don’t have hemoglobin
They have shemoglobin

Sep 9, 2013
2 notes

Guys can’t get hernias
They get himnias

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